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Are you bored? Do you lack ideas for fun? Here are some of the coolest religious jokes to entertain you:
No.1. An atheist professor was teaching a college class at Alabama and he told the class that he was going to prove that there is no God. He said, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!" Ten minutes went by.
He kept taunting God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting." He got down to the last couple of minutes and a big 240 pound football player in the class walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him flying from his platform. The professor struggled up, visibly surprised and yelled, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The football player replied, "GOD WAS BUSY; HE SENT ME!"

No.2. A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked," Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"
"My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, depraved women, too much alcohol, a scorn for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of bath." "Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?" "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."

No.3. A visiting minister waxed powerful during the offertory prayer. He began, with arms extended toward heaven and a euphoric look on his upturned face,"Without you we are but dust... "
He would have continued but at that moment a very obedient little girl (who was listening!) leaned over to her mother and asked quite perceptibly in her sharp little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?



No.4. The head priest at a certain church was out for the day, so he asked the deacon to do confession for him. The deacon agrees, and the first person that comes says, "Forgive me, for I just gave a guy a blow job." He says, "You have sinned."
Then he looks at the sheet on the wall that had punishments for certain sins on it, but blow job was not on there, so he went out to ask one of the altar boys what he usually gives for a blow job. The altar boy answered, "Oh, about five dollars."
Hope you have enjoyed reading these 4 coolest religious jokes!

Are you bored? Are you looking for some fun? Do you lack any ideas of how you can get reed of boredom? Do you like jokes about mommas? Well, here are some of the coolest yo momma jokes for you:
No.1. Yo momma so fat when she sits down we have to add another country to the map.
No.2. Yo momma so old that in the back seat of your car, kids don't say “Are we there yet”, they scream, “Is she Dead yet!”
No.3. Yo momma’s so fat she has all the food caterers on speed dial.
No.4. Yo momma so old, fat and hairy, that when she took you to the zoo the zookeepers thought a silverback Gorilla had abducted you!
No.5. Yo momma so fat, that when you were born, they had 2 send out a search party to find ya!

No.6. Yo momma sooo fat, one day she walked out with a yellow rain jacket on and the children began yelling, “Hey, the School Bus is here!”
No.7. Yo momma so fat that when she went to sea world the little kids ran away and told their parents that a whale escaped.
No.8. Yo mama smells so bad, when she went to make friends with a skunk, the skunk got hit by a truck on purpose!
No.9. I got on the train last night - they had a new sign up reading – “Maximum Occupancy: 200 Patrons OR Yo Momma”
No.10. Yo momma's so large; she went to get an all over tan and the sun burned out...

No.11. Yo momma's so stupid; she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
No.12. Yo momma’s so ugly she put the Boogie man out of business.
No.13. Yo momma’s so ugly she makes Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt.
No.14. Yo momma’s so ugly when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..."
No.15. Yo momma’s so ugly minutes after she was born her Mother shouted “What a treasure!” and her Poppa said “Yes, now let's go and bury her...”
No.16. Yo momma’s so ugly they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies.
No.17. Yo momma’s so ugly when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote!
No.18. Yo momma’s so ugly Tony Blair moved Halloween to her birthday.



No.19. Yo momma’s so ugly she scared the stitching outta Frankenstein.
No.20. Yo momma’s so ugly people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON'T have to see her...
No.21. Yo momma’s so ugly instead of round the ankles; they put the Bungee Jumping cord round her neck.
No.22. Yo momma’s so ugly when she walked into the Haunted House; she came back out with a Job Application!
No.23. Yo momma’s so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the rats.
No.24. Yo momma’s so ugly her shadow gave up.
No.25. Yo momma’s so ugly they gave her a middle name...'accident'.
Hope you enjoyed reading the 25 coolest yo momma jokes!

When Christmas is around the gift time arrives. And with all the hustle you forget what everybody likes and start wondering “what should I get”? You made all year plans on what to give and you had all sorts of ideas kept well in your mind. But when the time arrives you just forget and have to start all over again. But there are some gifts that never go wrong and those are electronic gifts. Everybody loves those gadgets that make our life easier and simpler. And around Christmas you can get all kind of discounts and special prizes so all you have to get is a bit of patience and get started.


Electronics are the new hit as presents, no matter if you want to give a present to a child or to your grandparent. And to avoid those endless lines at the mall or retail stores you can choose to order them online, but be sure to do it in time so they can arrive by Christmas. Shopping online for Christmas gifts is better than going to stores as it takes a little time, you don’t have to stand the crowd, get annoyed or stand up with the stress of the shoppers.

And what is more, online you can find forums and once you have picked a present you can read all about it and see what other think if they are satisfied or not so you can make the final decision and know exactly in what you invest. Because at the store you rarely see a shopper talking bad about the products it sells. And over the years lots of electronics have been released so you can find many to choose from and for every budget. So we can see some of the popular Christmas electronic gifts to get you started.



First of all we can start with Apple and buy your loved one or child an Apple IPod as everybody loves music and with the 32GB one they will have enough room to store all their favorite albums. Then there is the Viper 5901 for your friends owning a car. This is a great gadget to have in your car or truck. Another gift suitable for drivers is a GPS system to always know the way to your home or back to theirs. It is also a great gift for the ones travelling a lot or just likes to go on different directions randomly. And if we are still in vacation a digital camera or a video camera is a very good choice to capture all your family moments and you New Year’s party. And who does not like to take pictures and store memories? And while you are at it you can also get a digital frame to keep it on your desk and always see a slideshow with your loved ones, great gift to keep you in their minds.



The next gift is a bit expensive and not everyone can afford it, but if you aren’t one of them you can try a HDTV, high cost but there is no price for their smiles. For movie lovers or the ones that love watching their favorite artists in concert try picking out a Blu-ray disc player and you won’t go wrong at all.

Technology advanced nowadays in a very rapid way and this is the main reason why on the market we can find more and more electronic devices that play different roles in the activities of all of us. Today, more and more people like buying digital cameras because they are needed for doing pictures and films. A digital camera brings numerous advantages that people need from time to time. For example, when you are on a holiday, the most recommended is to have along with you a digital camera for taking pictures of the places and people you like the most but also to make short films.


Nowadays, these great gadgets are becoming more and more popular and they are being bought by more and more people from all over the world. In every city we can find numerous electronic stores that sell all electronic devices including cameras. When we enter them we will see lots of types of cameras and choosing the correct one can turn out to be difficult because of the various specifications that everyone of them have. Many people also like buying their desired products over the Internet from diverse websites. On the Internet are found many virtual stores that have for sale numerous electronic and non-electronic products.

Digital cameras are one of the most bought products from the web because they are transported at your address in save conditions and you also can be sure of their quality and originality only with you buy from a popular website. You maybe know that on the Internet are many virtual stores that are trying to frame you and to steal your money so you must be careful. As I said above, technology advances nowadays in a very rapid way and that is why on the market are found more and more products and if you want to find out more about them, you have to access http://www.techpin.com because here you will find lots of information about plenty of them.



Many people can’t afford buying expensive, high-quality cameras so they go for the low cost digital cameras. These low cost digital cameras aren’t of the same quality of the ones that are expensive and the image quality is also poorer. Because of these disadvantages, I recommend that you save a couple of month some money and after having the correct sum, go and buy a medium range one because it brings much more advantages then the low cost ones. You will find here http://www.geeks.com/products_sc.asp?cat=69 some low cost digital cameras that you can buy for a couple of dollars but I will say that you shouldn’t have big expectations from them.



All in all, we all have to have a camera for taking pictures of the places and people we like the most and the most recommended is to buy medium range ones because the image quality is good and you will be pleased with your product.

What is the coolest job, the job of your dream? Is it the job that lets you do what you want, when you want? The more-than-well-paid job, that allows you to go wherever you want? The best job ever is that kind of job that lets you mix together all the ingredients you want: place, time, interests, hobbies, salaries. Do you like, for example, cars? Would you like to drive them all day long? Would you like to test all of the state of the art models that you see in show rooms? And at the end of it just write a few words about it? Then car tester is the right career for you.


Do you fancy wines? And you would like not hearing your girlfriend repeating every day: ‘Are you drunk again?’ Test wines instead. As a wine tester or taster, you can go all over the world, in small or big locations, meet new people, talk to them while enjoying a cup of the best wines, with the best bouquets, smiling and feeling more than comfortable. What about football? How would that be? Enjoying every football match in the championship, live, and not having to do anything but step in when an accident occurs! And is your lifetime dream to work as a doctor and earn lots of money? Then doctor should be, but a doctor for pro football teams.

Are you involved in a relationship and lack money for condoms? Condom companies do not usually pay you to try their products, but they are going to repay in these products. So what a better job? To just enjoy, have fun and later on to just say how you felt. Did I mention enjoy earlier? Do you like enjoying life as like you were a kid? And play games all they ling? Game tester is the right job for you then! Try all the new games, before they are released, and tell the company what went well and what did not, what are the areas to be improved and the rest of the time, just play. Maybe you think that I have just referred to coolest jobs for men, but women too can have great jobs to enjoy. It all depends on what they like doing.

As it is known,one of the best pleasures of women is to eat chocolate. All kinds of chocolate. So why not become a chocolate taster? Or are you into all kind of candies? It’s all right. Candy tester is one of the jobs on the market, as well. Just go for it. Do you enjoy telling stories about where you have traveled? Are you god at it? People now pay you to travel and tell everything that you have seen to your friends, when relaxing in front of the computer, on the so many wide spread social networks.



Do you like clothes and fashion? Do you like taking photos? Then become a fashion photographer. You will get the chance to go to these shows, see what’s in or not for the season, take pictures of all the models on the catwalk and even meet your favorite designers. Are you not that modern of a woman and enjoy spending time with your kids? Then what a cool job for you to stay at home, have not more than two other children your child can play with and look after them the whole day, playing with them and helping with their homework.