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Are you bored? Do you lack ideas for fun? Here are some of the coolest religious jokes to entertain you:
No.1. An atheist professor was teaching a college class at Alabama and he told the class that he was going to prove that there is no God. He said, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!" Ten minutes went by.
He kept taunting God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting." He got down to the last couple of minutes and a big 240 pound football player in the class walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him flying from his platform. The professor struggled up, visibly surprised and yelled, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The football player replied, "GOD WAS BUSY; HE SENT ME!"
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No.2. A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked," Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"
"My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, depraved women, too much alcohol, a scorn for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of bath." "Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?" "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."

No.3. A visiting minister waxed powerful during the offertory prayer. He began, with arms extended toward heaven and a euphoric look on his upturned face,"Without you we are but dust... "
He would have continued but at that moment a very obedient little girl (who was listening!) leaned over to her mother and asked quite perceptibly in her sharp little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?



No.4. The head priest at a certain church was out for the day, so he asked the deacon to do confession for him. The deacon agrees, and the first person that comes says, "Forgive me, for I just gave a guy a blow job." He says, "You have sinned."
Then he looks at the sheet on the wall that had punishments for certain sins on it, but blow job was not on there, so he went out to ask one of the altar boys what he usually gives for a blow job. The altar boy answered, "Oh, about five dollars."
Hope you have enjoyed reading these 4 coolest religious jokes!

Are you bored? Are you looking for some fun? Do you lack any ideas of how you can get reed of boredom? Do you like jokes about mommas? Well, here are some of the coolest yo momma jokes for you:
No.1. Yo momma so fat when she sits down we have to add another country to the map.
No.2. Yo momma so old that in the back seat of your car, kids don't say “Are we there yet”, they scream, “Is she Dead yet!”
No.3. Yo momma’s so fat she has all the food caterers on speed dial.
No.4. Yo momma so old, fat and hairy, that when she took you to the zoo the zookeepers thought a silverback Gorilla had abducted you!
No.5. Yo momma so fat, that when you were born, they had 2 send out a search party to find ya!
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No.6. Yo momma sooo fat, one day she walked out with a yellow rain jacket on and the children began yelling, “Hey, the School Bus is here!”
No.7. Yo momma so fat that when she went to sea world the little kids ran away and told their parents that a whale escaped.
No.8. Yo mama smells so bad, when she went to make friends with a skunk, the skunk got hit by a truck on purpose!
No.9. I got on the train last night - they had a new sign up reading – “Maximum Occupancy: 200 Patrons OR Yo Momma”
No.10. Yo momma's so large; she went to get an all over tan and the sun burned out...

No.11. Yo momma's so stupid; she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
No.12. Yo momma’s so ugly she put the Boogie man out of business.
No.13. Yo momma’s so ugly she makes Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt.
No.14. Yo momma’s so ugly when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..."
No.15. Yo momma’s so ugly minutes after she was born her Mother shouted “What a treasure!” and her Poppa said “Yes, now let's go and bury her...”
No.16. Yo momma’s so ugly they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies.
No.17. Yo momma’s so ugly when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote!
No.18. Yo momma’s so ugly Tony Blair moved Halloween to her birthday.



No.19. Yo momma’s so ugly she scared the stitching outta Frankenstein.
No.20. Yo momma’s so ugly people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON'T have to see her...
No.21. Yo momma’s so ugly instead of round the ankles; they put the Bungee Jumping cord round her neck.
No.22. Yo momma’s so ugly when she walked into the Haunted House; she came back out with a Job Application!
No.23. Yo momma’s so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the rats.
No.24. Yo momma’s so ugly her shadow gave up.
No.25. Yo momma’s so ugly they gave her a middle name...'accident'.
Hope you enjoyed reading the 25 coolest yo momma jokes!

Gadgets are always one of our favorite topics and we love to stay in touch and see what is new on the market these days. In this article, we are going to give you some suggestions on cool garage gadgets that you may want to have in our home (or garage) as well.

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Personally, I know a lot of people that keep all sorts of things in their garages and losing some of those items would be very very bad news. This is why it may be a good idea for you to get a security camera for your garage and even for your home. I know that the spy and security gadgets are generally very expensive, but we have found a solution for you to keep your eyes on the premises at all times without having to spend a fortune. The Faux Panning Security Camera can be purchased for as low as $60. This camera will scan back and forth and when you buy it, you will get a kit which has the wood screws and mounting brackets included.

Most of the times, we associate the term GARAGE with the term CAR so aside from parking your car inside the garage you could probably find… car items in there! We have come across one of those really cool garage gadgets that you simply must own if you live in a cold country. The Electric Windshield De-Icer is one gadget that is going to make life a lot easier since you don’t have to scratch the windshield in order to gets the frost off. The De-Icer will melt both frost and ice in the blink of an eye and the best part is that this gadget only costs $25. This gizmo comes with a 14 inch cord plus a retractable handle and it can take power from your cigarette outlet inside the car so you can even use it when you are away from home or away from a power outlet.



The last item on today’s list is a bit odd and different from the others. The Battery Eater is a gadget for people that like to protect the environment. This Eater is going to make sure that each and every battery is drained completely for safe disposal. The Battery Eater looks like a nasty little fellow but think about the good that it can do. When you have to change the AA batteries on your digital camera or remote control, simply feed the batteries to the Eater before disposing of them. The hungry little guy is going to start blinking when he is fed and when he stops blinking; you can rest assured that the battery has now completely been drained. For a price of $7, this item is a must have. The best part is that this gizmo is magnetic so you can even attach it to your freezer so the whole family can start recycling even if they don’t always have access to the garage. Recycling and keeping the environment safe has never been cheaper.

Camera’s features are getting bigger and bigger while their dimensions get smaller and smaller. Akin to the Nikon S630 and Sony W290, Panasonic Lumix FS15 is another pocket digital camera. These cameras are also very simple, essential you can put them on auto modes, allowing the photographer to truly shoot and point not concerning themselves with any deeper modifications or settings. FS15 is truly excellent while W290 was good and S630 was disappointing. It manages to combine lightweight and stylish  design, simple operation and great image quality perfectly. This camera would make an excellent choice for consumers interested in a pocket-friendly and compact camera and it is a pleasure to use.
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The Panasonic Lumix FS15 is a 12-megapixel digital camera with 29mm wide-angle lens and 5x optical zoom. For storing photos uses Secure Digital memory cards and has a large, vivid 2.7-inch LCD display. Though it's hard to imagine why you wouldn't want to use the latter,  the camera has two automatic modes the intelligent kind and the traditional kind. W290 and FS15 are very similar except the high-def video. FS15 sticks with a standard-definition mode while W290 has a video mode capable of taking 720p video clips. FS15 has a nicer look  and does just fine without HD video.

When it comes to design FS15 is a real winner. Panasonic has made this camera very lightweight, very thin and incredibly compact. Fits comfortably in the palm of one's hand and weighs only about four ounces. The camera is available in blue, black or silver. Where you might expect to find a mode dial you will find the Intelligent Auto (iA) button. A minor annoyance is that shutter and the iA button are very close.

For such a small camera it is able to produce truly excellent photos. With little evidence of image noise and  blurring , the photos are colourful, vivid and clear. Whenever the environment required it Intelligent Auto moved seamlessly and swiftly through landscape, portrait and macro.

The Panasonic Lumix FS15 is an excellent camera for those who are not focusing on what they are shooting with but for them it is more important what they shooting.

Sony Cybershot W290 is an interesting pocket digital camera although not so revolutionary. The W290 features above-average 28mm wide-angle lens with 5x optical zoom and 12.1-megapixel sensor. Sony cameras don’t use Standard Digital Memory, they use a different technology - proprietary Memory Stick media cards .



In terms of design , with a shiny reflective faceplate is a boxy slim gadget. Vivid 3.0-inch LCD display is featured by the back of the camera. Menus are easy to read and navigate and subtle details are visible when framing photographs. Slightly problematic are the buttons on the back of the camera. For example, the buttons for deleting images, video playback, accessing image or accessing the menu are incredibly small.

For novice and casual photographers this automatic camera will be a dream. Considering the affordable price tag, the value is definitely there .

Due to the development of technology, modern bikes have great designs, unbelievable functions and look absolutely unreal. Ktrak can be used also as a regular bike but also as a sky bike. It is compatible with 6” or 8” disc brake but also works with “V” brakes. This coolest bike is absolutely innovative and is designed for fresh, packed or groomed snow. Canadians had this great idea!
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Biomega designed PUMA 8-Speed Urban Mobility Bike. This is a bike that folds. Created with the needs of a city dweller in mind is part of a premium accessories collection, Urban Mobility collection. The new model has twin disc brakes, integrated wire lock system and 8-speed internal Shimano hub.

Project Xylon came on the market with a wooden bike that has excellent mechanical properties, especially shock and flexing absorption. Xylon offers four unique and stylish bikes.

Designer Alex Suvajac created the concept track bike. The bike utilizes current material and technologies. It looks fan, fast, sleek and progressive. The nature inspired the creation of this bike. It has an unusual look.

Flevobike’s GreenMachine was rewarded with a Gold Award. It is considered to be a very fast bike. A bike from the future is definitely Oryx. With a chain-stay and  one-sided fork , Oryx is an innovative time trial bike. Without loosing ground contact it’s comfortably shock-proof due to its Y-frame shape. The crank is one of the innovations on the bike, which is mounted in the inside of the frame by two ball bearings and designed like a ring. Made of carbon composite is the whole bike itself.

This Electrbike PI combines the self-propulsion of a motorcycle and the  lightweight portability of a bicycle. In environmentally sound transportation it is a breakthrough. Pi charges from any standard household outlet in 2.5–3 hours and is considered a “human-electric hybrid” that can run on a single charge for 25–30 miles. Around $8000 is the price of this ultimate design electro bicycle.

Apart of having great design and being automatically shifting, this Trek’s new LIME has a space under the seat where you can place all your stuff. LIME comes normal and light, male and female models and in different colors.

In Japan are introduced arrow bikes. It is available in a wide assortment of colors, lightweight, logo-free and well-built.

Pinel&Pinel created a ten colour available folding bike. Everglide is one of the coolest bikes and also the bikes that can fold in a bag. With three key functional attributes is an active based device: having the ability to be cycled, backpacked or wheeled. A shaft drive mechanism is housed by the design which is light weight compact and clean. Hand held devices such ipod’s and phones are able to charged via frictionless magnetic dynamo technology and able to be plugged in.

An enormous impact on society had the invention of the bicycle, both in terms of advancing modern industrial methods and by culture. Several components that were originally invented for the bicycle, eventually played a key role in the development of the automobile: spoke-tensioned wheels, chain-driven sprockets, pneumatic tires and ball bearings.